Aug 10, 2007, 06:58 PM // 18:58
|
#481
|
Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: The Land Of Liquid Sunshine
Guild: Guilded Rose [Rose]
Profession: Mo/
|
*laughs at pwnd as he jumps around in pain*
*drinks beer*
*shoots pwnd in the other foot with the potatoe gun*
*shoots paul with the potatoe gun*
*drinks beer*
|
|
|
Aug 10, 2007, 07:36 PM // 19:36
|
#482
|
Academy Page
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Calhoun, GA
Profession: E/
|
*enters bar*
*orders beer and chicken wings*
*turns to Divine*
*finishes drink*
*throws bottle at Divine*
*laughs*
|
|
|
Aug 10, 2007, 11:00 PM // 23:00
|
#483
|
Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: The Land Of Liquid Sunshine
Guild: Guilded Rose [Rose]
Profession: Mo/
|
*dodges beer bottle*
*reloads the potatoe gun*
*shoots several potatoes at Kokuyougan*
*drinks beer*
|
|
|
Aug 10, 2007, 11:12 PM // 23:12
|
#484
|
Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Netherlands
Guild: No Inherent Effect [NiE]
|
*gives back the line of cloths back to divine freak*
*yells wash your own stupid cloths*
*picks up a beer, and chills a bit*
|
|
|
Aug 11, 2007, 06:30 PM // 18:30
|
#485
|
Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: The Land Of Liquid Sunshine
Guild: Guilded Rose [Rose]
Profession: Mo/
|
*wonders what on earth Groovy is talking about*
*loads a frozen potatoe into the potatoe gun*
*shoots frozen potatoe at Groovy*
*steals Groovy's chilled beer*
*drinks Groovy's chilled beer*
|
|
|
Aug 11, 2007, 07:22 PM // 19:22
|
#486
|
Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: May 2007
Guild: Foxtrot Uniform Biatch [pwn]
Profession: E/
|
*sets loose Chuck Norris*
*runs like hell*
|
|
|
Aug 13, 2007, 12:42 AM // 00:42
|
#487
|
Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Netherlands
Guild: No Inherent Effect [NiE]
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Divine Freak
*wonders what on earth Groovy is talking about*
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Divine Freak
*drinks rum*
*reaches over and hits the big red button labeled "Launch"*
"Woo, look at me, I can fly!"
*laughs as everyone suddenly starts flying around in random directions*
*clothes-lines Mr Groovy in mid-flight*
*throws empty beer bottles at random ppl*
*drinks rum*
|
*puts up potatoe force field and blocks attack*
*Makes a hint to divine freak that i lke my beers chilled at -60 degrees*
*says cheers *
|
|
|
Aug 15, 2007, 05:43 PM // 17:43
|
#488
|
Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: The Land Of Liquid Sunshine
Guild: Guilded Rose [Rose]
Profession: Mo/
|
*drinks beer*
*wonders if Groovy has a few bats in his belfrey*
*picks up some potatoes and starts cooking them*
*spots Groovy chilling a beer*
*throws a Deep Freeze at Groovy to chill his beer sufficiently*
*smiles*
*drinks beer*
|
|
|
Aug 21, 2007, 12:08 PM // 12:08
|
#489
|
Forge Runner
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Mancland, British Empire
|
*walk in to the bar
*steal everyone wallets, right from under their noses.
*calmly walk out of the bar
*get in the car
*look back at the bar sign flesh neon light, it said "No.1 Gay Bar in Tyria"
|
|
|
Aug 22, 2007, 12:10 AM // 00:10
|
#490
|
Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: The Land Of Liquid Sunshine
Guild: Guilded Rose [Rose]
Profession: Mo/
|
*drinks beer*
*watches Etta walk out of the bar down at the end of the street*
*wonders why Etta isn't hanging out in the Black Hole Bar Fight Arena*
*shrugs*
*drinks beer*
*breaks out the scope for the potatoe gun*
*takes aim and fires a potatoe at the back of Etta's head*
*drinks beer*
|
|
|
Aug 22, 2007, 06:39 AM // 06:39
|
#491
|
God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
|
*sips beer*
*looks around*
*waves*
*ducks potatoe projectiles8
*sips beer*
|
|
|
Aug 22, 2007, 07:57 AM // 07:57
|
#492
|
Forge Runner
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Mancland, British Empire
|
*dodge the potato bullet form Divine, Max Payne style
*pick up a pack ok marlboro, smoke it
*watched a bus stop right in front of the bar, the sign on the bus said, "Texas's
No1 gay bus"
*saw lot of people getting out of the bus and walk in to the bar
*decide to go into a strip "jugs" club across the street instead
|
|
|
Aug 22, 2007, 10:53 PM // 22:53
|
#493
|
God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
|
*sips beer*
*goes to look for Nancy* (Sin City)
*wonders when the bar tunred into a strip club*
*shrugs*
*looks for dollar bills*
|
|
|
Aug 22, 2007, 11:12 PM // 23:12
|
#494
|
Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: The Land Of Liquid Sunshine
Guild: Guilded Rose [Rose]
Profession: Mo/
|
*drinks beer*
*wonders if the sanity is haning out with the absent bar patrons*
*tosses empty beer bottle across the bar*
*drinks beer*
|
|
|
Aug 23, 2007, 07:57 AM // 07:57
|
#495
|
Forge Runner
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Mancland, British Empire
|
*smoke*
*smoke*
*smoke*
*Drink, vokka & red bull*
*Got a free lap dance from Nancy*
*feel good to be alive in this city of sin, Noir York City*
|
|
|
Aug 24, 2007, 10:13 PM // 22:13
|
#496
|
Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: The Land Of Liquid Sunshine
Guild: Guilded Rose [Rose]
Profession: Mo/
|
*drinks beer*
*wonders where Etta left his mind*
*steals a red bull from Etta*
*drinks red bull*
*drinks beer*
|
|
|
Sep 04, 2007, 08:17 AM // 08:17
|
#497
|
Forge Runner
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Mancland, British Empire
|
*put down the drink*
*walk away*
*feel a bit sad that the bar is not as good as it used to be*
*humming "mercy mercy me" to myself*
|
|
|
Sep 04, 2007, 04:52 PM // 16:52
|
#498
|
Forge Runner
|
*gets a beer*
*drink it *
*looks around*
*leave*
|
|
|
Sep 04, 2007, 11:57 PM // 23:57
|
#499
|
Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: The Land Of Liquid Sunshine
Guild: Guilded Rose [Rose]
Profession: Mo/
|
*drinks beer*
*looks around for other patrons*
*hears crickets chirping*
*grabs a keg from behind the bar*
*goes and sits in a corner with the keg and starts drinking*
|
|
|
Sep 05, 2007, 09:09 AM // 09:09
|
#500
|
Forge Runner
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Mancland, British Empire
|
*humming "oh mercy, mercy me. oh guild wars ain't what it used to be, no, no, no*
*smoke*
*down that shot of jack daniels*
*closing time soon*
|
|
|
Thread Tools |
|
Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is On
|
|
|
All times are GMT. The time now is 04:14 PM // 16:14.
|